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Date: Oct 11, 2014 |
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Filesize: 196Kb | Tagged: legs whilst response type squat spray stall pavlovian | Required:
Apricot bath wash
Coconut oil moisteriser
A proper scrubby
(waterproof vibrator optional)
Rinse and blot dry with a luxurious Eyptian cotton towel.
Not to mislead you that I'm always so 'delicate and refined', I admit to a Pavlovian response of peeing in the shower stall whenever I'm shaving my legs! Not the indiscriminate SQUAT & SPRAY type of weeing, rather a steady stream dribbling down my legs whilst I focus on not nicking myself behind the knees. ahahahahahahahaha! I suppose that would be similar to my other odd response of sneezing whilst applying mascara? | |