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Date: Jan 24, 2014 |
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Filesize: 1.0Mb | Tagged: ewwh photos pick selfie clean slet fuck black | Sharing 10 secrets in transforming yourself into a fabulous selfie slet. :-D
1. Don't take the photos yourself
Fuck, this is a problem for me.. where's my tripod?
2. Groom properly
Je regarde toujours magnifique (I'm always FABULOUS)
3. Don't eat on shoot day
LOL! kinda like prepping for anal sex.. well, excluding the enema routine.
4. Pick a space and clean it
And for god's sake clean the splatter off the walls and furniture when finished (also, see Nbr 3)
5. Don't fuck up the lighting
ahahahaha, you get whatever lighting available whilst climbing naked out of a public fountain
6. Go for black & white
You can plead the 'artistic' defense for that humongous pussy closeup if done in black and white
7. Be careful with close-ups of your genitalia
A second degree burn on the inside of your thigh from the flash can be annoying
8. Pick proper angles and shots
Soooo.. I'd better re-think the 'peeing with my ankles behind my head' idea?
9. Don't look at your photos halfway through
'Ewwh, ewwh, ewwh, hmmm-not bad, ewwh, ewwh, OH MY GOD.. this one is awesome!'
10 Make a plan for the future of the photos
Too funny.. I'll simply post them here. | |