"Two-Eight-Eight" (Lewd & lascivious conduct) in progress....
Lewd conduct is any act committed by an individual with the purpose of arousing the libido or sexual interest of themselves or the person towards which this action is directed

I possess a SERIOUS exhibitionist streak (as if that were a bad thing)... sexual preference having no bearing on having fun whilst naked.

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And now for the oh so engaging, makes me want to rip off my knickers (if I were wearing any) and immediately give you the hottest fuck of your life, question of: ..... "ASL?"

Height: Pre-ComeFuckMe (CFM) stilettos is 5' 9" - yep, gimme a pair of 4" Choos and I'm poking above 6'
Weight: PostAgonizingDailyWorkout is 114 lbs... (51.7 K / 8st 2lb because I'm regionally sensitive)
Sexual Preference: Love Women (in case you missed it the first time).. does NOT hate men.
Relationship Status: Single (long story)
Location/Age: Geeez, if you haven't figured that part out at this point.. do not proceed forward.

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a favourite quote:
"..her cunt a split fig below the great globes of her buttocks"
-Angela Carter, The Bloody Chamber and Other Stories

Though not particularly interested in camming, I do cam chat with people I know and can send private information to chat once I get to know you. I'm always excited reaching the "getting to know you better" part. ;)


Lists irritate me and I happen to be a bit masochistic so here is MY list. aahahaha

* I'm a lover of ALL things interesting. I LOVE girls and do NOT hate men.
* I harbour stray, lost and injured animals that seem to instinctively appear at my doorstep.
* I find speculums entertaining probably to deal with my childhood fear of ducks.
* Concealed weapons suck when wearing haute couture
* I am not a person that believes chocolate is better than sex.. it's not. But there aren't many things better than a quality hunk of Patrick Roger chocolate after a hot sweaty fuck.
* Despite my overt grossness I really am a girly girl.
* and lastly - Beware of my dog... he is very sarcastic

... entirely for the sake of having fun, nothing painful or degrading. Otherwise, it\\\'s all about the adventure! =)

Anyone out there adventurous? Come on, don\\\'t be shy... say hello. I won\\\'t bite.... unless you ask me to.

Just call me, "Nauty"